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POSTED ON Mar 12, 2024 17:33:50 GMT

"Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!", Andrew shouted as he ran for his life.

Behind him was a sizable horde of Paradox Pokemon, those that were considered ancient. The primeval Pokemon behind him were clearly hostile, and out for blood.

And Andrew had the misfortune of being the one that stumbled upon the horde.

While Andrew was fleeing for his life, his chat took delight in his plight. Several trolls had already clipped the moment he bumped into the horde, with several more getting their own recording of the hellish chase he had to endure. Certain trolls were outright cheering on the Paradox Pokemon to kill the livestreamer. Comments which were quickly deleted by his moderators, who encouraged him to either run, or fight back.

Not that he was in any position to respond to the comments.

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POSTED ON Mar 15, 2024 17:18:28 GMT

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[attr="class","diana"]Meanwhile, Diana was exploring Area Zero for her own benefit, perhaps for her admin howard slayte as well. Tera Shards and structures were surrounding the cavern everywhere. They needed more samples. How did these things grow so quickly?

However, as she knelt in front of such a structure, an explosion of chaos distracted her from her work.

There was a hoard of beasts, chasing a man toward her. Diana cursed under her breath, spotting a small ROTOM phone hovering nearby to record the entire thing. "What an idiot."

Throwing her Poke ball, Cadbury flew above head. "Try to pull them away."

The dragon flew high before charging from the sky, a SKY ATTACK drawing the GREAT TUSK off guard.

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POSTED ON Mar 18, 2024 4:38:45 GMT

Thankfully for the streamer, an Altaria swooped down from the sky, attacking the Great Tusk. Andrew took advantage of the distraction, getting some breathing room between himself, and the horde of Paradox Pokemon.

But rather than continue running, anger took hold. Andrew wanted revenge against the Paradox Pokemon that chased him. The streamer sent out his Metagross.

"Fuck 'em up!", Andrew called out to the behemoth.

The Metagross charged the nearest Paradox Pokemon, a Brute Bonnet, smashing into it with a Meteor Mash.

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POSTED ON Mar 19, 2024 0:52:37 GMT

[attr="class","diana"]She had wondered whether this bystander, if he truly was one or not, was going to aid her in this battle between the Paradox beasts and his poor decision to act a fool in such a dangerous place. At first, she thought he was going to continue to run and shoulder the hoard off on her.

Until a METAGROSS joined the fray, attacking a BRUTE BONNET that had changed course for her.

Thankfully, Cadbury took care of the GREAT TUSK, charging for the next Pokemon until they were thinning down the heard. That's when she approached.

"You okay?"

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POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 0:49:26 GMT

Emboldened by the Metagross getting into it with the Brute Bonnet, Andrew brought out more of his Pokemon. A Nidoking, Nidoqueen, and a Pinsir. All three joined the Metagross in fighting off the horde of Paradox Pokemon.

"Oh, I say! I'm jolly bloody good!", Andrew replied to the woman, in a crass mockery of a Galarian accent. "One moment, I was documenting Area Zero. The next, these fuckin' cocksuckers spawn outta nowhere, and are up my ass!", Andrew explained to the noblewoman, in his normal Unovan accent.

"Uh, thanks for saving my ass, by the way."

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POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 13:54:11 GMT

[attr="class","diana"]There was chaos as this man began to talk to her as though there was no fighting going on between the Paradox Pokemon and their own. Diana narrowed her eyes at him.

"Are you sure about that? Your ROTOM phone was following you around like a PIDGEY scavenging for food."

She released her ZERAORA, to electrify the field.

"I think you're having too much fun down here."

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POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 16:46:48 GMT

"Uh, yeah? My Rotom Phone is recording the expedition. This shit is live, by the way!", he told the noblewoman.

A Roaring Moon charged the Metagross. As it lifted the automaton in the air, trapping it with a Jaw Lock, the Nidoking provided the Metagross a Helping Hand. With a brutal Hammer Arm towards the head of the beast, both fell from the air, the Jaw Lock releasing. While the Metagross landed on its feet, hurt but otherwise still combat fit, the Roaring Moon fell to the ground, dead, before dissipating into the Terra Crystals in the area.

The Nidoqueen, meanwhile, provided the Pinsir a Helping Hand in taking out a Scream Tail. With a burst of Strength, the Pinsir slammed the ancient Jigglypuff into a tree.

"Fun!? You think this is fun for me!?", Andrew asked, incredulously. "I'm sweating my fuckin' ass off, trying to make content, to pay my bills, and I get chased down by a horde of murderous monsters! Ain't no fuckin' way this is fun!", Andrew retorted.

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POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 17:30:56 GMT

[attr="class","diana"]Diana couldn't believe what she was hearing. He was still streaming?

"Cut that thing off!" she hollered, glaring daggers at him. "We are in the middle of a life and death situation. Shut the stream down!"

A giant DISCHARGE shot across the field, electrifying any opponent who stepped close by. Meanwhile, Cadbury released a nasty MOONBLAST to an unsuspecting BRUTE BONNET.

"Or I'll throw that thing to the ground."

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POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 17:56:02 GMT

"Don't be a bitch! It's not like it's in the way, or anything! Besides, this is good content!", Andrew told the Galarian, as inconsiderate as ever.

A Great Tusk rolled over towards the Metagross, in a Headlong Rush. The tank stood his ground, before meeting the Paradox Pokemon with a Zen Headbutt. The Nidoking, once again, gave the Metagross a Helping Hand in taking down the opposing Paradox Pokemon.

Stag attempted to grab a Flutter Mane with his pincers. Unfortunately, his attempt to take it down with brute Strength was in vain. As the pincers phased harmlessly through the ghost's body, the Flutter Mane blasted back the Pinsir with a point-blank Moonblast, sending Stag flying into a tree, knocking him out.

In retaliation, Queen lunged at the Flutter Mane, Crunching down on her mercilessly.

A squad of Rangers began to close in on their position.

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